What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 03:27

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-J W Pepper
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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Dr No
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-All the bad guys are black.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
You Only Live Twice
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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Moonraker
Diamonds Are Forever
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
From Russia With Love
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
A View to a Kill
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Octopussy
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Live and Let Die
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Goldfinger
-”Ah so!”
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